See, I could be an advice columnist!

A word of advice: if you're a slightly overtired parent who accidentally got into the shower with her glasses on, and you then took them off and placed them carefully on the shelf over the toilet while you finished your shower, don't -- and I repeat, don't -- wait until you've slathered your hands with moisturizer before you attempt to retrieve them from the shelf.

Which, as I say, is over the toilet.

I'll leave it at that.